Thoreau

literarystarbucks:

Henry David Thoreau goes up to the counter and begins describing the perfect cup of coffee that everyone in modern civilization should enjoy. He finds himself unable to pay and storms out angrily. Five minutes later his aunt comes in and pays for it.

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Whitman

literarystarbucks:

Whitman goes up to the counter and orders a green tea. He stares meaningfully at the male barista, climbs up the fire escape to the roof, and sounds his barbaric yawp.

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Kafka

literarystarbucks:

Kafka goes up to the counter and tries to order a coffee black. Everyone runs screaming from the room.

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-teesa-:

9.2.14

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lizgalvao:

humansofnewyork:

Sex and the City

L -> R, I’m thinking Carrie, Miranda, Samantha. Charlotte’s dead.

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redbarracuda:

I decided to visit the Boston Public Gardens today, to see the bench from Good Will Hunting, so I could pay my respects to one of my idols. I wasn’t alone, as crowds of young and old stood near, bound together by sadness.

Rest in peace Robin.

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verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

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elfgrove:

isaia:

graine:

inothernews:

scottfriday:

harriet-ben-twerkin-on-da-rr:

ask-changeling-lyra:

A quick audio lesson on Southern Linguistics.

Press play. Trust me on this one.

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i have the third best erection i’ve ever had in my life right now.

Excellent.

I loooove accents.

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THINGS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

I tell my friends here on the West Coast that not all Southern accents are the same and I can tell a bad faked one from the real thing or when Hollywood sticks a Texas accent on a character supposedly from Louisiana (it’s really grating for me). I couldn’t explain how I just knew the difference because I grew up with those accents — in family, friends, classmates, you just know the markers. But this explains what the differences are beautifully.


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sleepysleepypretty:

having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me

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schnephanie:

THIS IS SO HELPFUL FOR WHEN YOURE ORDERING CLOTHES ONLINE AND DONT KNOW HOW TO LOOK UP WHAT YOU WANT!!

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punkmoss:

no, sir, i do not smh at you, sir but i smh, sir

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